Satirical orientations

Note: This is a page that some people will find offensive. Just because someone else's opinion offends you doesn't mean it should be censored. Remember that this is SATIRE, don't get butt-hurt on other people's ideas.

There are many people who do not agree with MOGAI orientations and so write Satirical orientations to poke fun at them. Satirical orientations are not just random spam like hitlerdidnothingwrongsexual but rather something that has actual thought put into it in order to critique MOGAI orientations.

Rules

1: Random spam is not allowed like hitlerdidnothingwrongsexual

2: Nothing illegal on here or anything that violates Wikia's terms of use

3: This is the one and only page on the wikia where satirical orientations are allowed to be posted. If you post it somewhere else it will be either deleted or moved, depending on the quality.

4: It should have some degree of originality.

5: Please be polite and civil in the comment section.

6: It should try to make a point.

Minecraftsexual

Only experiencing sexual attraction when playing Minecraft. Some only experience it in the PC version, while others are exclusive to the Xbox 360 version.

Moneysexual

Moneysexual is the sexual attraction to currency of any description.  It is also known as cashsexual, wongasexual, and being a multi-billionaire.  Can also be related to Washingtonsexual.

Trainsexual

Trainsexuality is an often misunderstood sexuality that entails sexual attraction to locomotive engines. Most trainsexuals derive sexual pleasure from the popular show, Thomas and Friends.

Hamnoirromantic

Someone who can only experience the feeling of romantic love when posting hamnoir ass-slap.

GDsexual

When you gain sexual arousal from beating levels in Geometry Dash, and find cubes and geometrical objects attractive. The level of arousal increases based on the level difficulty.